Me

Occupation

Computer Systems Analyst with experience in the following areas:

• Enduring government bureaucracy
• Making people disappear forever by saying, "Just send me some requirements"
• Managing incredibly complex and large projects while eating my lunch
• Prefacing my views on politics by saying, "I think we should bring back the Roman Coliseum"
• Ducking office shenanigans so I can continue to provide excellent service to my client
• Deleting E-mail without reading it
• Keeping bathroom visits to a minimum

None of these attributes is the reason why I was hired by my employer, but I'm sure that one day they will appreciate my additional talents.

Hobbies

A small list of my hobbies:

• Sailing
• Bicycling
• Music
• Building Projects

Contact

E-Mail